flamondo cheese

Flamondo Cheese is the dried up residue after sex that is left behind around the nuts or the tip of the penis or under the foreskin.

I need to wash my dick & nuts before I go home to my wife, it's covered with flamondo cheese.

by bkelley November 19, 2009

cheese and sprinkles

- a sweet and whimsical expression used to indicate surprise, annoyance, or disbelief. It allows people to convey their emotions in a funnier way than they might have by using vulgar or obscene words.
- a fun and creative replacement for explicit curse words, frequently employed to keep an environment family-friendly or courteous. This phrase adds a touch of charm and innocence while conveying frustration, excitement, or astonishment.

"Oh cheese and sprinkles! I'm doomed."

"Cheese and sprinkles! That puppy is the cutest thing I've ever seen!"
"Oh cheese and sprinkles! I can't believe I forgot my keys again!"

"Cheese and sprinkles! This ice cream sundae looks absolutely delicious!"

by axionnalle June 14, 2023

Cheese Trader

He’s that one guy on discord that everyone thinks is a stinky old man but is actually hot and sexy in real life

Have you seen that one guys body from discord?
You would think he isn’t hot definitely a cheese trader

by Michael Jordan the Star March 26, 2023

the cheese twins

Ohio's first and second official supervillains. these people throw cheese at cars and record it to upload to youtube along with a series of other pranks.

guy 1: bro why tf is my car covered in cheese
guy 2: must have been the cheese twins

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

cracka, cheese

The white man's nigga, please.

Matt: What's your hourly wage?
Nathan: Cracka, cheese! I'm salaried with benefits.

by nostringer November 15, 2012

Cheese muckah

The gooey limb of cheese left in the middle of the pizza box.

I claim the cheese muckah.

by Leonbaby January 16, 2019

Pre-cheese

The cheese you eat when making food and cutting the required amount cheese for the main dish. A termed coined by a friend who's reason for being a fat bastard who's reason for being fat is eating pre-cheese.

Just a second I'm having some "pre-cheese".

I'm just cutting this block of cheese love, but this pre-cheese is going down well.

by Dazfast July 1, 2022