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Monster

Monster is an energy drink that was introduced by Hansen Natural Company in April of 2002. Monster has a 35% share of the energy drink market.
I had some Monster today!
by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021
mugGet the Monstermug.

Monster Crash

Similar affect that occurs after a sugar/caffeine high; more specifically after drinking a Monster energy drink and the affects wear off.
Dude, I think Kyle is gonna pass out. He's on a major Monster Crash!
by Urban Dicks Are Hairy July 16, 2019
mugGet the Monster Crashmug.

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you don't realize you're covered in shit
"may we all be mud monsters"
by deefinitelynotcoveredinshit September 17, 2021
mugGet the mud monstermug.

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.
"May we all be mud monsters"
by DefiniteIyNotCoveredlnShit September 18, 2021
mugGet the mud monstermug.

The Sideways Monster

When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger
"The Sideways Monster has struck again"
by Sollarr January 30, 2018
mugGet the The Sideways Monstermug.

Mercy for the Monster

The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.

Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."

The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
by NullOfTheVoid May 7, 2021
mugGet the Mercy for the Monstermug.

Pocket Monster

the full word of what pokemon really means
by lenox505 January 4, 2019
mugGet the Pocket Monstermug.

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