Monster house

Let’s be honest, you hate when this happens.

Not another motherfucking monster house.

by Grovyle_The_Hero253 April 6, 2020

Grocery Monster

One who consumes massive amounts of groceries, mostly junk food.

You better lock your fridge and cupboards because the grocery monster is coming!

by Asshole862 November 14, 2011

cookie monstering

When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.

To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.

by Plop August 5, 2016

Module Monster

A monster that likes certain classes taught at residential care homes. The monster often jumps up and down happily taking in all the sights and sounds. Module Monsters really like art, exercise, and various other things. Look out for the Module Monster; its coming to a care home near you!

Brad: Hey Beatrice, how's it going?

Beatrice: Hey, aren't you Brad Hammers? I've heard a lot about you.

Brad: Well, I've heard an awful lot about Bryant's Gunny Granny. Pleasure to meet you!

Beatrice: Oh, he told you? Do you know my creed?

Brad: Yes, but I'd love to hear you say.

Beatrice: A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.

Bryant: Hey guys, what's going on? Is it time for the modules class yet?

Brad: Just about time there, Module Monster!

Beatrice: What on Earth is a Module Monster? I never saw it.

Bryant: A Module Monster is a monster that likes module classes. It likes to do all sorts of fun stuff.

Beatrice: Cool! Any monster friend of yours is a friend of mine.

Brad: Bryant is a huge Module Monster and my go-to-guy. He's gonna help me introduce Qigong to everyone.

Master Ken: Yeah, Qigong is beautiful. They'd really like it. You'll make a great teacher!

Bryant: Module Monsters! Fun stuff forever!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 20, 2011

Monster Bangerz

1.) n. - Bangerz of unprecedented size, not yet accepted by the masses due to a generalized fear of the unknown.
2.) n. -The result of conflicting emotions such as, disgust and intrigue.

"Wow bob, those guys had some monster bangerz, i'm still shakin..."
"...be advised, radio static the monster bangerz have been released, widespread panic and hysteria flood the streets..radio static proceed with caution."

by ricters August 3, 2018

monster chugger

(n)
A very hardcore and conceited person who drinks at least two monsters a day. They are usually douchebags who are extremely athletic and energetic. They view themselves as the coolest most awesome people on the planet. They constantly have energy and usually die at a young age due to the large intake of chemicals. Most monster chuggers are extremly manly and don't shower often. They also have heavily gelled spiky hair and only wear shorts and sweatpants.

" Dude thats your seventh monster, your becoming a monster chugger this needs to stop."

by d'naal December 29, 2009

Monster Foodies

A bunch of idiots (Cookie Monster and Gonger) who think they’re great at cooking, but they just make things anyone could make even with 0 skill and try to make up for it by actually going to the factory to get a missing ingredient.

Here Are the things they made
PB & J Sandwiches

Succotash

Pasta
Birthday Cake

Of Course We Can help you, cause we are Monster Foodies!

by 556788866 August 15, 2021