Cunt Monster

Cunt Monster (noun) a vicious, all consuming, angry, enraged woman. Not a lady!

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example: we've only been married three months but that Cunt Monster just keeps consuming everything I make, including my cock. My wallet is sore than my cock. M.A.

by MomtanaMattw/8+ January 28, 2021

Monster Muddin

Similar to motor boating, Monster Muddin uses the butt cheeks instead of Breasts.

Dan was disturbed when he walked in to find Jason Monster Muddin his mom who was bent over the couch.

by BobbyShazamm May 9, 2015

crock monster

A male or female doing sexual favors for one another for drugs.

#mostliklymeth #methmonester #marshalltownIA #whore

I have created a crock monster

by Lil red ridding hood June 7, 2017

Cookie Monster

A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.

A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack

by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009

The Brockness Monster

The nickname for Sacramento Kings and former University of Washington, Jon Brockman.

I believe in the Brockness Monster!

by udubdawgsfan January 7, 2010

monster nap

(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.

"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."

by theonewhoflops October 17, 2017

Virgin Monster

A creepy stalker who wants to rape women just to lose his virginity. Another word for this meaning is "pervert." No wonder why women won't date these men. Keep it up, ladies! Ditch those bad boys!

Girl: Ew, I just saw a virgin monster. Best to avoid dating him.

Girl 2: Wow, no wonder why he never really had a girlfriend in his life. He could end up being like a 40-year old virgin.

by TechUser93 June 5, 2021