Asian Mom

Alyssa. Thank.

What a great Asian mom you have!

by Thatdude2018 March 9, 2018

mom-ment

The kinds of comments that only a mother makes. They are usually a little obtuse and possibly totally obvious.

My mom makes the most obtuse mom-ments sometimes. Like yesterday morning, I was telling her how I was going out with friends and she reached for my arm and said "Now Dear, if you are going out with your friends, you really should change out of your pajamas. Those are pajamas, right? I never can tell the fashion these days."

by bluesbabyjane75 September 10, 2012

Mom Fetish

When you think about only moms and how you want to fuck someone else's mother. You have a problem if you only talk about fucking someone else's mother, get a girlfriend.

Friend: I'm gonna fuck your mom again and give you another kid
Me: You say this every day
Friend: and your mom fucks me every day
Me: You have a mom fetish, go to a doctor

by A1Squid July 26, 2021

Treadmill Moms

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.

The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Step-mom

The thick ass mother figure every step son wants to fuck

Step-mom hi Dan
Step-son thinking I would fuck you till you were pregnant and broken
Step-son hi

by I whould fuck my stepmother June 25, 2021

your mom

annoying word that if used, the person deserves to be beaten up

person A: Whats that in the sky?
person B: YOUR MOM!
*person A screams in rage kills person B*

by fiddlesticks September 19, 2008

mom bags

Saggy mom boobs.

-Dude, Emily is lookin' pretty fine tonight
-Nah man shes totally got mom bags.

by charles strickhouser January 29, 2009