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hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.
"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"
by alias33 October 15, 2025
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Hard Attack

the metal station of Sirius Satellite Radio... GREAT station, plays every metal band from Judas Priest to Kreator to Death to The Human Abstract to Machine Head to etc... and there are great speciality shows like "Bloody Roots" with Ian Christe and the stoner metal show "Contact High" with Bobby Black from High Times
"Did you hear the new Machine Head song yet?"
"Yea, on Hard Attack yesterday, pretty good"
by Holden McNeil July 12, 2007
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hard thomas

omg i have a hard thomas
by deenshtcty November 22, 2015
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hard

"Looking at her made me so hard."
by ky k March 4, 2018
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Try-Hard

Some one who can never stop trying 110% all the time in any video game. They are usually found in cod, they often times yell at their teammates if they die and flaunt their high scores (if they have achieved one). In shooter games like cod or halo try-hards usually never play custom games, they always want to gain in game currency to buy camos or outfits. This means if someone does not want to play a custom game because they can't gain currency from it (which in most games custom games do not reward in game currency because people would boost) they are most likely a try-hard.
Try hard "OMFG I died cuz u weren't behind meeee!!!!!"
Gamer "bro u died cuz u ran in like a retard! its no ones fault but yours"
Try hard "Bro shut up cuz im carrying 16 to 2!!!!!"
Gamers "no one cares u sweaty try hard, ur trying 110% its a game bro!"

Some one who can never stop trying 110% all the time in any video game. They are usually found in cod, they often times yell at their teammates if they die and flaunt their high scores (if they have achieved one). In shooter games like cod or halo try-hards usually never play custom games, they always want to gain in game currency to buy camos or outfits. This means if someone does not want to play a custom game because they can't gain currency from it (which in most games custom games do not reward in game currency because people would boost) they are most likely a try-hard.
by faze hatred unleashed March 29, 2017
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Hard Boiled Eggs

When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.
Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.
by Do close the door March 15, 2022
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Hard

A burger bun that is so tough it makes you question what you knew to be a hard on.
The burger buns at Rutters are hard.
by Buffthemagicdragon February 12, 2019
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