Place where shite comes from. Usually used in context where waiting at a red light in traffic and as soon as the light changes, before having time to lift foot off clutch, driver behind beeps horn to move ahead.
Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Brick labour: *throwing up 1000 bricks 2 story lift. 500 to go. Listing and whistling to the tune “what do we want? Mud and bricks, when do we want’em? ..now!
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.
Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.
Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
Get the Assholemug. Any boyfriend, good or bad. Gets at the irrational hatred of guts men naturally feel towards any man who is the boyfriend of any woman. Still just means boyfriend though, and can be used endearingly or in good fun, but always will have, at least sarcastic, subtext of 'I'm quietly wishing for your downfall.'
Evelyn's new asshole's name is Anthony. They're really sweet together. He's a great boyfriend.
We get it! Your asshole loves you! Is there anything else we can talk about?
I hate her asshole. He's a different person when she's not around.
I wonder where Ella's always running off with her asshole to when we go camping.
We get it! Your asshole loves you! Is there anything else we can talk about?
I hate her asshole. He's a different person when she's not around.
I wonder where Ella's always running off with her asshole to when we go camping.
by anonymous June 7, 2025
Get the Assholemug. An individual with little or no moral compass that’s takes advantage of anyone and everyone. Someone obnoxious with no filter who puts you down for no reason .
I helped Michael move today for 8 hours and all he did was complain about everyone he knows and never even thanked me . What a sick asshole
by Tommy karate November 18, 2021
Get the Sick assholemug. by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023
Get the classic asshole edwardmug. When the male during sex puts the female or other male into the human pretzel position than flips them face down and fucks from there
by TikiTyrone11 April 30, 2025
Get the Gregarion asshole stompermug. Zack is being such an asshole!
by I am that bad ass bitch March 3, 2020
Get the Assholemug. 