McLeod, Texas

McLeod, Texas is a small town where the main export is meth. Some are users, some are distributors. If you tell anyone you're from McLeod, Texas, there is a chance someone will ask... "So, do you have any meth?"

This guy was from McLeod, Texas. He was asked by a guy in Atlanta if he had any meth. The guy from McLeod said no.

by Dr. Politico January 11, 2019

texas rain

when you jizz on a bitch

last night your mom was begging for the texas rain

by kloutkidd January 12, 2021

Texas T-Shirt

Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.

I gave her a texas t-shirt and she got so turned on!

by TitsMcGee6969 November 16, 2010

Texas hoedown

A Texas hoedown is when you are circumcised in Texas, by using the Spurs of the local, dip packing, confederate flag waving, drunk redneck while in the parking lot of Applebee’s.

Woah man, so you finally got a Texas hoedown, glad you had it done at the other Applebee’s and not this one.

by Zeccede July 25, 2018

Texas Blowout Stew

When you eat spicy food and get the burns. But when you take your diarrhea infested shit you bust a nut in that toilet.

David-“ I just went to Chipotle and got the Texas Blowout Stew after.”
John- “That’s tuff”

by Jawn8282828 November 7, 2018

Texas rope pull

Tug of war with a sounding rod, while inside 2 people’s urethras.

Hey Chris let’s do a Texas rope pull.

by Tjeerdmachine August 7, 2025

texas tea and cookies

Buttfucking before the first date.

"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"

"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"

by dogroastias December 2, 2016