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Texas Cum Casserole

This special occasion occurs when a person vomits a mix of steak, rolls, potatoes, greens, and cum on their partner's groin after oral sex (Specifically after a steakhouse date).
After our first date, she gave me the ole' Texas Cum Casserole in the bed of my truck.
by Somptin March 30, 2025
mugGet the Texas Cum Casserolemug.

Greatwood, Texas

“where are the black people???”

this tiny town just outside of houston is home to a bunch of rich, white, homophobic moms who’s only personality trait is wearing kendra scott and shopping at target
greatwood: noun, a town in texas

Greatwood, Texas, white moms and unseasoned food for the win!!!
by mickey cimorelli-jauregui November 1, 2020
mugGet the Greatwood, Texasmug.

Texas outback reach around

The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.
Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem
by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 24, 2023
mugGet the Texas outback reach aroundmug.

Texas fold 'em

And now my sixth straight Texas fold 'em. Great.
by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
mugGet the Texas fold 'emmug.

Cold Texas

My sister got a job in Cold Texas so I don't get to see her much
by deathleprechaun October 2, 2023
mugGet the Cold Texasmug.

texas dickslap

When you put a Texas Mickey on the end of your dick and slap someone with it.
by DirtySanchez52 May 2, 2018
mugGet the texas dickslapmug.

Texas

Where owning more than six dildos is illegal and where you can buy an AR-15 at 15yrs old
Bro tf goin on in Texas
by stumby September 28, 2022
mugGet the Texasmug.

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