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Shower tired

Shower tired is when you don’t want to do shit, but you still take a shower. After your shower, you feel like “damn that was a lot of effort. Now I definitely don’t want to do shit.”
I can’t right now because I’m shower tired.
by Photogal November 10, 2022
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The shower

The shower can be in a separate shower cubicle or be connected to the water taps belonging to a bathtub. There are permanently installed showers and hand showers. They are connected to water pipes and are usually equipped with thermostatically controlled mixers for maximum comfort and optimal energy consumption. They are usually adjustable to be adjusted to the showerer's height. In front of the shower cubicle there is often a shower curtain or similar device.

Showering requires less hot water than taking a tub bath, which is why it is often recommended for water and energy saving purposes. The comparison is based on a shower of some or a few minutes and a full normal-sized bathtub; conditions may change if these conditions are modified.
The shower can be in a separate shower cubicle or be connected to the water taps belonging to a bathtub. There are permanently installed showers and hand showers. They are connected to water pipes and are usually equipped with thermostatically controlled mixers for maximum comfort and optimal energy consumption. They are usually adjustable to be adjusted to the showerer's height. In front of the shower cubicle there is often a shower curtain or similar device.

Showering requires less hot water than taking a tub bath, which is why it is often recommended for water and energy saving purposes. The comparison is based on a shower of some or a few minutes and a full normal-sized bathtub; conditions may change if these conditions are modified.
by fet ost December 14, 2022
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Escort shower

Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes
Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower
by nasheedb January 31, 2021
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Fool's Gold Shower

While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.
I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower
by JaBird December 7, 2018
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Shower Chowder

The combination of cum and hair that builds up in the drain after a few months in a college dorm room. Think of the drain as a bread bowl.
Stop Gargling Shower Chowder and get your life together!
by TheGovinator January 28, 2022
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shower sexual

you are sexually attracted to showers and you like men.
Nisa: I’m gay and i love showers they are so hawt
Me: you’re shower sexual
by masypoo May 2, 2021
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Frosted Shower

To jizz, bust a nut, cum, spooge, release the demon, or ejaculate on a woman, as if the said woman were taking a shower...
John: "Karen, would you like a frosted shower?"
Karen: "Why yes, I'd love one!"
by RyN C June 10, 2015
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