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Spaghetti Play

When you play around with spaghetti to cause possible sexual or situational tension resulting in a form of gratifying payoff.
Martin twirled his dinner in a sort of spaghetti play slowly teasing Nicole into the thought of a satisfying, moist bite that caused her to subsequently precipate in an unexpected bout of sexual arousal.
by Natergate September 13, 2018
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Artificial Play-doh

When you ejaculate into your ancestor's ashes and let the ashes get wet and doughy and use it as play-doh
Me: I just busted a nut into my grandma's urn and I use it as Artificial Play-doh

Friend: What the fuck.
by Im outside your window May 10, 2021
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Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?

It's a phrase to highlight someone missing the point, purposefully or otherwise. It doesn't matter how good the play was, Mary Todd Lincoln watching her husband and then President of the United States Abraham Lincoln get shot in the head right beside her overshadows everything. It could have been the best acting ever but that's not what she was focusing on or what she'll remember.
In reference to the Aurora shootings
Person 1: "Oh my God, that's awful! Was the movie any good, at least?"
Person 2: "Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"

In reference to a controversial person
Person 1: "Yeah, Mike's an alcoholic, a tax cheat, beats his kids, and is a pathological liar – but other than that, he's pretty cool."
Person 2: "Besides that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
by ResOrbis December 4, 2023
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played

Basically playing around but they already did it so they played
girl 1”girl i want my ex back”
girl 2” the one that cheated on you? you played”
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Playing the violin

Inserting the middle and ring finger into the vagina and massaging the g spot with rapid vigorous motion to guarantee a nice squirt squirt aka down syndrome of the vagina
I went over to my chicks house and was playing the violin until she squirted all over my face
by Nuttsack916 February 22, 2025
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Playing Defense

When someone actively interrupts, blocks, or derails another person’s attempt to flirt, rizz, or joke their way into someone’s heart. Usually done in group settings or livestreams, this is the playful art of stopping your friend from “cooking.” You’re not protecting anyone from danger—you’re protecting them from success.

It’s like being a romantic goalie: your entire job is to stop their shot from landing.
“I was trying to talk to her at the party, but Chris kept playing defense like I owed him rent.”

“Lacy always plays defense when Marlon starts rizzing—it’s like she trains for it.”

“Bro stop playing defense and let me cook.”
by genzluv July 19, 2025
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