Legends say that he is as tall as the empire state building, he is an absolute unit equipped with his greatest weapon, his bakery. He has extremely strong muscles and is a great kisser, he is extremely skilled in everything, he is the perfect friend and is an absolute player with women flooding from his pockets, some drool when they see his absolute bakery on full display. (Mostly his homies, they like to hit that shit weekly)
Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that the fabled David Huang? Omg I cant believe it, he is so handsome, tall and has a phat ass!
Girl 2: I would do anything for him to notice me, I cant see him because of his cake and he is so tall that my voice can't reach him!
David Huang: Don't worry ladies, I can hear you, but I must tell the truth, I only give my body to my boys, my homies, because I trust them the most and they hit that shit real good ya know what I mean?
Girl 2: I would do anything for him to notice me, I cant see him because of his cake and he is so tall that my voice can't reach him!
David Huang: Don't worry ladies, I can hear you, but I must tell the truth, I only give my body to my boys, my homies, because I trust them the most and they hit that shit real good ya know what I mean?
by Zokreeser June 14, 2022
Get the David Huangmug. Look at Britani and David. They are crank whore junkie who is sells their selves for drugs and goes to church like angels.
by Jenn1982 November 18, 2023
Get the Britani and Davidmug. 
Davids are the sons of God. They are charming,Strong,Smart and tall.They will do everything to protect their loved ones.They will do everything to Destroy their enemies.They are the Heirs to earth.They need to follow the One David.
Three David for the Elven-Davids under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-Davids in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Davids doomed to die,
One for the Dark David on his dark throne
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.
One David to rule them all, One David to find them,
One David to bring them all, and in the David bind them,
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.
Seven for the Dwarf-Davids in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Davids doomed to die,
One for the Dark David on his dark throne
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.
One David to rule them all, One David to find them,
One David to bring them all, and in the David bind them,
In the Land of David where the Davids lie.
by The One David May 16, 2018
Get the Davidmug. david will light up your life, his big smile is absolutely contagious and lights up a room. his fluffy brown hair and dark brown eyes make him so so attractive, and he’s so smart and yet still so humble. he’ll treat you like an absolute princess and act like that’s the standard. never let go of a david, theyre so so rare and you’d be so unbelievably lucky to find one.
by carolinaadeandrade December 11, 2023
Get the davidmug. He is one of the greatest song writer I ever had the pleasure to meet. So transparent and thoughtful, he writes about things that he's passionate about and he wrote a song last year about the book Eleanor and Park, Rainbow Rowell that is name "Ella y Él. The only problem, as you may have noticed, is that he only post his original songs in Spanish but if you are interested, listen to them and try to translated because the meaning of that songs is beautiful and deep.
by Andy_460 June 24, 2018
Get the David Reesmug. "Hey, dude. Do know what that guy meant by 'In Australia they are sowing, in USA they are harvesting and here are the apples still green'?"
"I don't know, man. He's probalbly pulling Dada David."
"I don't know, man. He's probalbly pulling Dada David."
by BestCeler October 3, 2018
Get the Dada Davidmug.