Rolling Stones Tour

n. Any over-priced wildly-publicised event of little actual importance.

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Are you going to watch The Masters this weekend?

No. It's just a Rolling Stones Tour. I'd rather wash my socks.
by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013
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Rolling Acres Mall

A shopping mall that was located in Akron, Ohio. At one time it was the best shopping in the area, with a sparkling orange fountain near the main entrance and undoubtedly the largest selection of stores, but then mall management chose to employ cheaper security guards rather than off-duty police officers. Gangs started to appear around the premises and the mall declined. After October 2008, the mall closed, was abandoned, and was torn up by shitbag vandals and gangsters, ruining any chances of the mall ever being revitalized.

Gained widespread notoriety when Seph Lawless took pictures of the snow-filled atrium in 2015, after vandals shot out the mall's skylights. Sadly, it's demolished now.
John: Hey, remember that big mall somewhere in Akron? The one with the orange fountain?
Timothy: You're talking about the Rolling Acres Mall. Man, I had good childhood memories at that place, sad to see it being demolished.

RIP Rolling Acres Mall.
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Slow Roll

When you are having sex really fast and you want it slow.
"Slow your roll" "Slow Roll it for a sec"
by xMontex January 04, 2009
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trick roll

a variation of the commonly used term "rick roll". to trick roll someone is to, essentially, pimp slap their mind with words and/or a situation.
"hey, can I get a ride home?"
"nah dude, my car exploded."
"whoa, are you srs...? dude are you okay?"
"haha, bitch! trick rolled your ass"
"ahhh, shit...good one!

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so can I get a ride?"
"nope." (srs trick roll)
by dom__ February 18, 2009
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Bog roll anal

The unfortunate occurrence when ones finger goes through cheap toilet roll and up the bottom hole when wiping ones arse after defecation
"I wish you'd stop buying this cheap toilet roll, I've just given my self bog roll anal again!!!'
by Cornishgiant January 02, 2012
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rolling crime scene

an older van with no or painted over windows preferably with one fender of a different color and a mattress in the back
look at that rolling crime scene by the schoolyard
by toddrocks January 05, 2008
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Calm your roll

An imperative used to inform habitual line-steppers that their actions are no longer acceptable, and that said line-stepper needs to calm down before being put back into place.
Dude, you better calm your roll before I slap some sense into you.
by D-Luxe January 18, 2008
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