muffin crazy

getting with a girlf for her muffin (pussy)

"Man that girl is so sexy, Im going muffin crazy!"

by the sexual runner August 22, 2009

Long Muffin

a sheet cake

Get that long muffin out of here. I only eat dual layer, circular cakes.

by Trigger Johnson October 5, 2018

Muffin hole

The resulting visual following the act of 'buttering' a partners hemorrhoidal rose bud (muffin hole).

Then the act was finished; they had a glorious muffin hole.

by 982639024 February 6, 2015

sussy muffin

Sussy muffin is a term used to declare something suspicious.

For an example, you open your muffin thinking is a chocolate chip muffin... but it's actually a blueberry muffin

Jessica is a sussy muffin because she said she couldn't go to work because she was sick.... but I caught her at the bar.

by anonymous December 20, 2022

Puffy fluffy muffin

What your boyfriend calls you when he adores you.

My sweet puffy fluffy muffin chocolate. You are just too cute.

by princheska May 28, 2020

Creampie muffin

After filling your girl with cum, she drips creamie on a muffin and then eats the muffin.

The creampie has to make a frosting like cover on the muffin

She was so hungry, after we fucked she ate a "creampie muffin"

by JMKL12345 January 29, 2020

Egg Muffin

A man that is built like a a egg and has a womanly voice when saying "Here" Im looking at you Mister Morris.

That man is built like a Egg Muffin

by MeatBallar May 15, 2022