Oatmeal Lesbian

They are the kind that are super into yoga (but they don't where cute outfits and take the meditation portion real serious), only eat organic local food, where a side bag made of felt, where comfort clogs,and lastly they look like they eat a shit ton of oatmeal.

I saw this oatmeal lesbian I'd like to take out to the farmers market.

by cupcakeABC March 2, 2016

boy lesbian

A guy who says he is a girl to get a lesbian to sleep with him.

"I cried during the notebook, I'm like super emotional. Heck, I am practically a girl."
"Pshh, youre just a boy lesbian.'"

by jsquazzle March 12, 2016

accidental lesbianism

It's like the female equivalent of no homo.

"Hey I heard you went down on Stacey last night, does that mean your gay now?"
"What? No it was totally accidental lesbianism, we're just friends."

by Insecure Homo October 14, 2016

cat lesbian

Hyper lady who loves her cat but not as much as her penguin. Has a huge heart which tends to get her in trouble which is why she feels safe and happy with her cats.

that cat lesbian never comes out anymore always at home petting her pussy.

by andersonen October 14, 2016

jolly lesbian

An overweight girl who is attracted to other overweight females. A thin lesbian is not jolly.

I knew a girl once, she was quite large and liked girls. She was a jolly lesbian

by willyhinny January 26, 2017

lifetime lesbian

A lesbian who has never had sex with a male.

Sarah: I wish I'd never slept with a man before I met you.
Jane: ahhh then you'd be a lifetime lesbian...like me.

by Brosiecoolio July 24, 2017

territorial lesbian

A lesbian that has significant aggression towards another person for invading her potential dating territory

Sally was a territorial lesbian because every time another woman came close to Jennifer she became agitated and jealous

by Educator01 September 2, 2017