Fortnite

A highly contagious disease that is spread through a game where 9 year olds get into massive trouble for playing past their bed time of 7pm.

Causes: playing fortnite every day

Symptoms: toxicity, raging, gayness, may lead to the player losing friends or girlfriends, can lead to another disease called ligma.

Prevention: abortion

I see a kid, hes a bot, I'm ramping up *intense, loud keyboard sounds* hes 1hp I'm downed. How you bot your trash at fortnite how didn't you kill him 1v1 me I'll smash you.

by Matty135749 August 11, 2020

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Get the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

A game that’s filled with underage alcohol users and virgins with a microphallus, also one of the most gayest games in the fucking world

My classmate: I play fortnite

Me: yeah that’s why your dick is so tiny. Get a life boy

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

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Get the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

A game that sweaty junk food eating redittors play instead of going outside

Fortnite sucks-me

by Brax1220 August 11, 2022

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Get the Fortnitemug.

fortnite

a game that eats 7 year olds brains

minecraft is superior in all ways

often the 7 year olds start being rly cringe and being like "you bot" and "i'm cranking 90s on this kid"

everyone who plays thinks they're super cool, but in reality they're just a 50 year old man who's in their mom's basement or a 8 year old playing in the middle of school. if you play fortnite then you need to get a life.

"get out of my room i'm playing fortnite"

friend: do you wanna play some fortnite?

you: we are no longer friends.

by blazingmoonstone June 4, 2022

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