licky asshole

A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and a distinct insensitivity.

That licky asshole should not be allowed near children.

by Bournemouthtown January 04, 2024

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schrodinger's asshole

Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"

by chainswordcs December 10, 2023

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a Schrodinger's asshole is a person who makes a statement or a joke, and decides if they don't give a fuck about it if they get embarrassed

She is literally Schrodinger's Asshole, she got so embarrassed when she spelled one word wrong and suddenly didn't care, but she's fuming!!!

by brookvollerei February 12, 2024

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A perfect series of events that goes off the rails and present a trainwreck of busted assholes.

Steve gave his presentation on more breaks during work with the supervisors and it went over like a trainwreck of busted assholes.

by ex_lax70 April 18, 2021

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An analplasty. A re-assembly of one's asshole. Asshole ASSY.

Man that cock really tore her anus. She needs an Asshole ASSY

by Gage2003A3 August 20, 2017

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Your asshole is sore from constantly wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.

Brian has a case of red asshole from using that grade 4 sandpaper toilet paper from Dollar General!

by RonMark46 July 01, 2022

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