Asshole

Someone who who says stuff like "you read the second word wrong"

You: Kill yourself, asshole!
Me: That's fair.

by Vexnator February 23, 2023

Joe Biden's asshole cigars

literally

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

Asshole's demise

Fucking with a dicked one who is straight. Unknowing that this one has tested through all things the asshole finds it is fucked and then loves a dick from iffy denial of it.

Feller you better not fuck with that one.. why you fuck!? Fuck him!.. well that there is asshole's demise, no asshole ever makes it out without a homo thought to dwell on as a result..

by Holy foot July 29, 2019

Asshole

Alex/ Biggity Blond Bitch Boy

Alex is such a asshole, he is literally the definition.

by Ipeggedmypillow June 9, 2022

Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.

Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys

by Merkp June 7, 2018

Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

asshole

a worthless piece of crap who goes around treating people badly

That guy over there is such an asshole. All he ever does is treat people like dirt.

by funny fellas May 15, 2014