Fan-mail

When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone

James wasn't in when we called round so I left him some fan-mail

by Private A.M. Bulance January 9, 2025

fitta o fan

When everything is truly awful

fitta o fan i have to work now

by Kuken också February 28, 2023

fan belt

Circumcised penis

Jack and Dave are drinking at the pub. Jack asks Dave if has a fan belt or skivvy?

by Josho May 21, 2022

Schrodinger's Fan

A person who has simultaneously watched/read a show/movie/book and not watched/read a show/movie/book depending on if they can get away with making up stuff in conversations about it

"hey jerry said he really liked The Dark Tower. Surely he will love other Stephen king's books"

"nah don't trust him. He's a schrodinger's fan"

by Chemical potato June 2, 2025

Mental Attacking Fan

"Mental Attacking Fan" is often used in slang to mean "Lame Ass Bitch Faggot Bitch Bitch Faggot Gay"

"Mental Attacking Fan"

"Oh, I know that guy, he's a lame ass bitch faggot bitch bitch faggot gay!"

by bigroccobigwhack January 21, 2025

Fan Service;《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person OF Go Fuck Yourself: Fan Service;《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Kansas City chiefs fan

A person who meat rides taylor swift and has no social life and can't do anything in life

I hate Kansas city Chiefs fans

by Monkman625 January 28, 2024