Real weird flex

A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.

"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex

by Soosmon July 1, 2023

Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

real lesbian

A female that has only had sexual encounters or intercourse with females. A female that has not had penal penetration.

My roommate is a lesbian, but she’s a real lesbian. She’s never had sex with guy with a penis.

by Fourshow January 14, 2021

real hp

The real stuff of Hanover Park. Not the fake stuff in that Fake HP part. Real things and pokemon that have gluten and kick non gmo out to the curb. Complete opposite of that fake HP.

There's a dragonite in Hanover Park!
NO silly thats not a Real HP Dragonite. That's a fake one.

by AboveTheFake May 28, 2018

Real Tennis Hours

Emma > White

White > Tennis

Tennis > Starbucks
(White girl starter pack)

real tennis hours my bois!

by cypressxyz November 9, 2018

real deal starting line

(n) the actual beginning of legitimacy, which the status quo prefers to bypass, often while pretending to have its basis established in truth regardless

That reference from the Bible where the Savior in it said you can't be His follower unless you give up all you have is the real deal starting line that the whole religion these days just has no regard for.

I know. Nobody wants to run that race from the real deal starting line like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.

by pardonnez-moi de trébucher January 16, 2023

Keep it real

keeping it real: ‘^ present tense for full of shit - example man walks into friends apartment and says: “ Yo… I’mma keep it real, red doesn’t look good on you.”… then later leaves and hops into his busted ass Toyota Camry.

^^* keeping it real - last used in a cool way in 2012.

^^^* keep it real - to be so full of themselves that they believe their perception is the standard for reality. Be prepared to be blessed with tactless honesty.

“Yo imma keep it real, you sister is fine AF.”

by Rill Recognize Rill December 7, 2023