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Maureen Pickles

Maureen Pickles was the foremost childrens author of the 2000's, critically acclaimed for her Penelope Series. However, she lost her credibility, due to the feline novel "Penelope and The Pussy" after concerned parents burnt down her house in outrage.
"Oh, you heard about that perverted old writer woman?"
"That was Maureen Pickles, dear"
by tehiro September 23, 2009
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Pickled

When your dick is constantly soaked from the sacred juices of angel pussy that you have basically been graced by the fountain of youth.
"Chuck Norris is over 80 years old, how does he still look so young?" "It's simple, man. He's been Pickled from banging Christie Brinkley"
by Skip Doogle October 22, 2022
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Pickled penis

1,when a guy fucks a girl with an STD and his dick now smells like rotting pussy

2,when a guy has an STD and his dick just stinks or has that vinegary B.O. smell
Person 1, bro my dick smells so bad I hate it
Person 2, yeah bro I told you that hoe would give you a pickled penis, should of used a condom
by Thetallonewithlonghair August 9, 2023
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Pickle

"I don't want to go to therapy!" Rick said after turning himself into a pickle.
by Boredom Reaper April 27, 2022
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