An amazing person that I love who gave me an amazing b-day gift and now i pray 🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻🤝🤝🤝🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻🙏🙏🙏🙏🛐🛐🛐🛐who always puts effort into my stuff and i appreciate him for who he is and did i mention is amazing??? now the world shall see how amazing you are and shall love you too
by shsjskwkwkdheusjd July 26, 2021
Get the Sam💖💖💖💖💖mug. 
Sam is a manipulative, dishonest, and selfish individual who only cares about their own interests, regardless of who they hurt in the process. They have a reputation for backstabbing and betraying those who trust them, and they have no qualms about spreading malicious rumors or lies to further their own agenda. Sam is also known for being a bully and using their power and influence to intimidate others. In short, Sam is a despicable human being who lacks any semblance of empathy or morality.
by JoshuaKaplan April 12, 2023
Get the Sammug. Sam Is the most Gayest Ass Dude you will ever see. Every time you be-Friend One he will then Talk about Femboys and how “kawaii” they are with there Little skirts
by Salty_Slayer November 29, 2021
Get the Sammug. Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.
"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.
by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013
Get the Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spraymug. Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.
by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022
Get the sammug. Some useless human being
Sam saw posts of the urban dictionary shiz a lot. All over instagram. He wants to be part of the problem, what a cunt.
by Bob silly pants March 18, 2017
Get the Sammug.