When someone kisses a person who appears to be a woman in a skirt but soon realized it was a man in a kilt
by bagpiping penguins July 28, 2022
Get the Scottish Surprise mug.A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.
Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
by Thequantum August 26, 2022
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A devious act of mischief when one defecates over the shower drain in expectation their father who is showering with them will stomp on it.
by FelineCar August 30, 2022
Get the Poopie Surprise mug.Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise
Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber
by Isaac69420 September 20, 2022
Get the Sloppy surprise mug.The sexual position where one will lead themselves beneath her thigh, she will be laying sideways of course with her upper body leaning back so that way her breast is exposed with her armpit fuming your thrusts. Then he may grasp upon his hose and assume a position where then he may enter her. Then while her leg springs against his thrusts he then may hold upon her breast and lick the sweat from her armpit. There for the zuni sunrise is the way to go for scent turnons
I once made passionate love to her in the sweet autumn chill. We conspired and laughed then began to become filled with lust and that is when I quickly began exploring the likeness of thee zuni sunrise.
by Forestautumn October 8, 2022
Get the zuni sunrise mug.When you nut inside a woman when she is on her period and the red and white mixture drips out resembling a red and white Peppermint candy, usually surprises the participating party
I nutted inside Jessica last night when she was on her period, and she was surprised to notice the color combination dripping out of her looked like a Peppermint candy, thus giving her a Peppermint surprise.
by GunghoJoe570 October 15, 2022
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Every Saturday, Conner and Abby split a large Cincinnati Stew then share a messy Provo Surprise before cuddling in a hot pile of shit and watch the BYU game.
by Hot Franklin October 15, 2022
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