Real.

This is commonly used by people who think they are the victim or by people who are depressed. This was a normal vocab turned into slang. many people use this on TikTok and may be used when you have nothing to say but "i agree" and it in generally a better word.

Video/Text: "life is never the same I just wanna die"
User: "Real."

by Megilv February 3, 2024

real lifed

When you bring someone's bit off stage

Jonny: "Paul Mcartney's coming to town"

Billy: "Give it up you shmuck half the Beatles died it wasn't a tragedy it was a hint"

Freddie: "hey that's my bit... I also hate myself"

Billy real lifed Freddie to feel better about himself

by Wiley j June 21, 2017

real

something relatable

"...i wanna kms"
"Real"

by anonymous September 23, 2022

real real cute

real real cute is when something like a person or thing can be ugly but you decide to be bold and tell someone for example: your hair is "real real cute"

oh ya that's "real real cute"

by baddassbratt! November 18, 2019

Real News

Something (usually a fact of some sort) that's incredible true.

An example of real news is that Emelie is an excellent friend and a really cool and awesome person.

Dude I have some real news for you

Yeah? Let's hear it

Ya know that chic Emelie? Yeah, she's dope as f*ck, and a great friend too.

by foldibjojk July 11, 2021

real rose

A rose by any other name would probably be just as much a goofy kid.

A little girl with little or no life experience, perhaps still living off mommy and or daddy (if he claimed her). Still driving daddy’s Porsche?

a real rose wouldn’t blow so

by J-bird June 11, 2003

real

fr or straight up

friend 1: i wanna die, im so depressed and wish nothing upon myself but the sweet release of death.
me: real

by real fr straight up July 4, 2022