Epic Poo Play

Used when the situation is incredibly epic, but not quite poggers. For example you might say that the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster was an "Epic Poo Play" because of the loud boom that the reactor caused.

It can also be used in Xbox Live parties when playing Call of Duty. Dying to your own grenade is a perfect example of an Epic Poo Play.

Also, an Epic Poo Play can be used in a sarcastic context. For example, when your Dad leaves home and doesn't return, although the situation is negative, this is also an Epic Poo Play.

The phrase "Epic Poo Play" is one of the most diverse phrases in the English language. With Morgan Langdon being the original owner of the word and having the first Epic Poo Play gamer tag on Xbox Live.

*Walks down the stairs to see parents watching the news*

Son - "Dad, have you seen the conflict between Israel and Palestine."

Dad - "Yeah mate, it's a bit of an Epic Poo Play isn't it?"

by EpicPooPlay May 24, 2021

Low pro poo

When, after a huge urge to have a dump you deliver a midget turd.

I ate so much last night and yet this morning I just had a low pro poo.

by Halevi August 25, 2016

morning after poo

When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.

I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!

by stotty575 June 15, 2010

Poo Water Eel

Part of the poo water eel cult. Gotta be dank. Gotta sing well. Good vibes only. Probably been blessed by the poo water prophet, lifting water from a poo water stream, river or grotto and pouring it over their hands.

Person 1: I want to become a poo water eel

Person 2: Better see if the poo water prophet will bless you
Person 1: Dank.

by PooWaterEel April 22, 2022

Cat poo lip

Illness caused by cat poo that's made contact with your lip.

I won't be in work today as when I was cutting the grass yesterday I went over some cat poo and flew up and hit my lip. I now have the shits caused by cat poo lip

by LJJninja June 28, 2021

Meany Poo Pants

Someone that is really mean but actually really sweet

Rosie: You're a meany poo pants hash!

by smellylady November 18, 2011

Poo-man-two

Two asian men, one upperdecking and receiving fellatio from the other, while the other is shitting and jacking off ferrociously

wang and chang opened up the china buffet late this afternoon, i guess they really poo-man-two 'd the shit out of each other last night, literally.

by hugecockjohnson June 29, 2009