four poo casserole

When four different people poo in the same toilet without flushing.

I was going to use the lavatory and was dismayed to find myself staring into a four poo casserole.

by Jorge Yozupda November 25, 2017

Felt-tip poo

A turd that takes a lot of toilet paper to wipe away. The name derives from a felt-tip pen that always seems to have a little bit of ink left in it.

Man 1: Blimey, you took a long time in the toilet there, mate.

Man 2: Yes. It was a felt-tip poo and took half a bog-roll to wipe away.

by john1million March 1, 2014

Front bum poo

Child birth

Check out the size of that pregnant woman. She must be aching for a front bum poo!

by N8o August 20, 2013

Poo Water Eel

Part of the poo water eel cult. Gotta be dank. Gotta sing well. Good vibes only. Probably been blessed by the poo water prophet, lifting water from a poo water stream, river or grotto and pouring it over their hands.

Person 1: I want to become a poo water eel

Person 2: Better see if the poo water prophet will bless you
Person 1: Dank.

by PooWaterEel April 22, 2022

Cat poo lip

Illness caused by cat poo that's made contact with your lip.

I won't be in work today as when I was cutting the grass yesterday I went over some cat poo and flew up and hit my lip. I now have the shits caused by cat poo lip

by LJJninja June 28, 2021

Meany Poo Pants

Someone that is really mean but actually really sweet

Rosie: You're a meany poo pants hash!

by smellylady November 18, 2011

Poo-man-two

Two asian men, one upperdecking and receiving fellatio from the other, while the other is shitting and jacking off ferrociously

wang and chang opened up the china buffet late this afternoon, i guess they really poo-man-two 'd the shit out of each other last night, literally.

by hugecockjohnson June 29, 2009