morning after poo

When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.

I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!

by stotty575 June 15, 2010

Front bum poo

Child birth

Check out the size of that pregnant woman. She must be aching for a front bum poo!

by N8o August 20, 2013

i have to poo

just means that you need to poo

Jane: I have to poo!
Jack: ok

by Jkmb September 18, 2020

four poo casserole

When four different people poo in the same toilet without flushing.

I was going to use the lavatory and was dismayed to find myself staring into a four poo casserole.

by Jorge Yozupda November 25, 2017

Poo Water Eel

Part of the poo water eel cult. Gotta be dank. Gotta sing well. Good vibes only. Probably been blessed by the poo water prophet, lifting water from a poo water stream, river or grotto and pouring it over their hands.

Person 1: I want to become a poo water eel

Person 2: Better see if the poo water prophet will bless you
Person 1: Dank.

by PooWaterEel April 22, 2022

Meany Poo Pants

Someone that is really mean but actually really sweet

Rosie: You're a meany poo pants hash!

by smellylady November 18, 2011

inflatable poo jabber

An erect dick used for anal.

"Mam, may I insert my inflatable poo jabber in your shithole?"

by BudinkleTheWizard June 12, 2016