national slap ass day

April 12th you can slap anyone on the ass and they cant get mad.

I can slap your as because april 12th is national slap ass day

by Camron :) April 11, 2019

national grab jimmy day

July 23, the day where all jimmys need to be grabbed excessively

“Yo Mandy it’s national grab jimmy day”
“IT’S TOO FUCKING SMALL TO GRAB”

by smoljimmy May 24, 2018

National Gavin Mumford day

November 19th is national Gavin Mumford day because it’s my birthday

Oh shit it’s national Gavin Mumford day

by Chungabunga November 11, 2020

National DeepThroat Prevention Day

April 30 is National Deepthroat Prevention Day. To stop these hoes form death by deepthroat

Mom: It's National Deepthroat Prevention Day.
Son: Cap!

by Ray Reeves April 30, 2021

National Basic Bitch Day

The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.

It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.

It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.

Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?

Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.

by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019

National Single People Day

if your single, August 3rd is YOUR day

"Happy National Single People Day, my new favorite day"

by yomommapoopiebaka August 2, 2022

National Respect Ash Day

Today is the day to respect people with the name "Ash" and that day is on July12th

"Guys its National Respect Ash Day!"
"Cool"
"SWAG I'LL BE RESPECTED FOR ONCE"

by swagisnotpog July 11, 2021