jake

the person who thinks that he is a stage genius, he should know better.

No, he don't deserve the title, he is a jake.

by theallthinker November 14, 2021

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Jake Wight

A boy who shits on the floor at school in seventh grade and often rides his motorbike around girls houses yelling the “n” word when not invited to their end of the year party.

Jake Wight has a minuscule penis and always has an erection when seeing his motorbike.

by Racon Earbuds June 5, 2020

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Jake is athletic, cute, hot, funny, nice. Jake is everything you would want in a guy. Jake’s tall and has the hottest body ever. His eyes are a beautiful brown. He’s the smartest guy I know. Hes the love of my life.

I love you Jake.

by Morgan_zoe7 April 20, 2021

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Jake

A guy who can be annoying sometimes but also hilarious and very good at giving advice and is a real homie

Dang Jake has been really funny lately

by Itbznsk November 21, 2021

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Jakes arent the most good looking guys out there thats for sure but they are the most heartbreaking boys.They will steal you heart and never give it back.They are the best boyfriends to have they are always there for you when you need them.Jakes are funny kind and adventrous.They are also EXTREMLY COMPETTITIVE.Some times its cute sometimes its annoying.They love to cook stuff to show how good he is at it.Jakes are very sporty people,they commit to it 24/7 might be why they are such good boyfriends.Jakes brake your heart cause you dont want them to leave.

"why are you so upset about jake breaking up with you could do so much better than him anyway"
"because he was my everything"

by pie.... January 15, 2021

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