by banditboogaloo July 26, 2022
Get the Oh, that's real nicemug. an interjection that's used when you are absolutely NOT going to be quick. Used to sneak into conversations by fooling people into believing that you will be quick even though you are going to be anything but.
Person 1: the other day I was walki-
Person 2: hey, real quick, last night I went out to dinner and had the best burger I've ever eaten. It reminded me of when I was a little boy and my pop used to grill them for us. Every 4th of July we would get together and have a big barbecue for the neighborhood and they called me and my pop the burger bros. He taught me 2 things in life: burgers, and auto parts. I took this knowledge with me when I opened up my first business: Burgers & Bearings. It was a very successful burger restaurant/auto parts store until the health inspector deemed it a 'health risk' due to a little bit of grease on the food. I mean come on, a little bit of dirt never hurt anybody. But he disagreed, so I took my talents to Tinker. Back when I was at Tinker I had the world in the palm of my hands. Everybody on the block knew that when I was around, shit was getting DONE. Every auto parts store within a 1,000 mile radius knew to look out for me. So I used that popularity to spread my wings and become a master mixologist in a very busy bar in the Hamptons, where I made around $20,000 per night.
Person 3: yeah he left 10 minutes ago, you don't have to keep goi-
Person 2: hey, while I got you here, real quick........
Person 2: hey, real quick, last night I went out to dinner and had the best burger I've ever eaten. It reminded me of when I was a little boy and my pop used to grill them for us. Every 4th of July we would get together and have a big barbecue for the neighborhood and they called me and my pop the burger bros. He taught me 2 things in life: burgers, and auto parts. I took this knowledge with me when I opened up my first business: Burgers & Bearings. It was a very successful burger restaurant/auto parts store until the health inspector deemed it a 'health risk' due to a little bit of grease on the food. I mean come on, a little bit of dirt never hurt anybody. But he disagreed, so I took my talents to Tinker. Back when I was at Tinker I had the world in the palm of my hands. Everybody on the block knew that when I was around, shit was getting DONE. Every auto parts store within a 1,000 mile radius knew to look out for me. So I used that popularity to spread my wings and become a master mixologist in a very busy bar in the Hamptons, where I made around $20,000 per night.
Person 3: yeah he left 10 minutes ago, you don't have to keep goi-
Person 2: hey, while I got you here, real quick........
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022
Get the Real Quickmug. 
Oh? Am I not real people to you? This has always been the dynamic. Noah isn't better than me. I'm not learning anything. You're a piece of shit and your cried like a bitch because you know I'm right. This isn't an argument. It's an execution. And I'd rather die than try and lose to a fucking retard.
Hym "Hey.... Heyheyhey... You don't gotta tell me about real people! I know AAAAALL ABOUT real people. You see, real people say things like 'Fuck your kids. And still my only regret is that I can't kill ALL of them. But that's fine. Whatever percentage of boys will age out of relevance and kill themselves anyway and whatever percentage of girls will do the same. Or they'll kill eachother. And it's so fucking crazy to me that peoples minds just spontaneous malfunction like that it's just so fucking weird that that happens and there's just nothing else going on there AT ALL. It's just their own brains! Nothing outside of their own brains is causing that to happen it's like they live in some kind of solipsistic holodeck and I'm watching from the outside...' Oh. Hey. No. Check your clock."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
Get the Real Peoplemug. Thinking so fast it will never make sense to the person you are talking to, unless thay can listen to the end.
by Big-Daddy-James October 14, 2021
Get the Realingmug. The meme “Chat is this real?” started with live streamers asking their live audience about the legitimacy of obviously fabricated online content. It is now commonly used as a sarcastic reference to obvious fake and AI-generated material.
*sees a picture of well-dressed pigs casually walking upright in a crowd of humans*
"Chat is this real???"
"Chat is this real???"
by Chromo Jakob September 26, 2025
Get the Chat is this real?mug. Apple
1. the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.
2.the tree bearing apples, with hard pale timber that is used in carpentry and to smoke food.
1. the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.
2.the tree bearing apples, with hard pale timber that is used in carpentry and to smoke food.
by Bigleoth August 23, 2019
Get the Real g’smug.