by FriendofBertram November 22, 2024
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They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.
They might call you when they need something, some make us laugh like the Sunday funnies.
Be too nice and they'll take you for a dummy, never feed the baboons.
For something so cheap like friends, it sure buys a lot of trouble.
Guy 1: "I checked the dictionary for the meaning of friends. It said, "Person one likes to socialize with, Sympathizer, helper", and that's about that size of it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."
Guy 2: "Did you just say an MF DOOM lyric? Whatever man, forget it."
by Jayden, The Masturbator December 23, 2024
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Get the Friendslut mug.A friendslut is a person who permits any likely interested person to befriend them. For Example, a straight femaie who allows any random guy to befriend her is a straight-up friendslut.
Goose, you know your Mom was a total friendslut because she'd let any sorry-ass guys hang around her during college. Those poor bastards thought they had a chance the whole time.
by Lucky2020 January 7, 2025
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A closet homo wants to fuck other men in the ass but says thats not gay.
He is histerical and rage for hours when he is mad.
He was away from chathour for over 1 year after being bullied for being homosexual.
A closet homo wants to fuck other men in the ass but says thats not gay.
He is histerical and rage for hours when he is mad.
He was away from chathour for over 1 year after being bullied for being homosexual.
by nobody.22 January 16, 2025
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I don’t even watch Loiter Squad for the skits, I watch it because I like seeing Tyler, The Creator have fun with his friends. I’m a friendship cuck like that.
by arapaima March 18, 2026
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