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green dragon

the act of, upon the moment of ejaculation, thrusting the penis so far into the vagina, that the ejaculation blows the womans organs to shreds cauging her to puke out of her mouse and nose, a misture of organs and puke! nice :D
martin: dude i need to lay low for a while
bob: why martin?
martin: cos i just had kinky sex with some bimbo and i did a green dragon!
bob: JEESUS CHRIST!!!
green dragon by banterbus31 October 16, 2009

Alaskan Fire Dragon 

when a girl is giving you a blowjob and when you are about to cum you grab her head, put some hot sauce on your dick and cram it into your dick and it will come out her nose and she'll look like a dragon
Dude last night i had a O.N.S. with a girl and i totally gave her an Alaskan Fire Dragon.
Alaskan Fire Dragon by Chris Etty February 24, 2009

Tactical Dragon 

When in need of a good chunder, to prevent hangover, or create room for more alcohol, stick your fingers down your throat, and as you spew, flap your arms around behind you, creating the amazing effect that your a fire breathing dragon... You may even choose to run around, depending on the length and velocity of said spew.

Need not be a 'tactical' dragon, or even an alcohol induced dragon, whenever u feel the need for a good chunder,, just make sure its a 'dragon'.
Scenario 1 - Kings Cup
Man 1 - "Fuck man, i can't skull that!!"
Man 2 - "just do a tactical dragon and get on with it you pussy'

Scenario 2 - during drinking game, perhaps 'never have i ever'
Jacob - "I think I'm gonna spew"
Everybody 'DRAGON!!!!!!!!" DO A DRAGON'
*jacob spews into a bush, waving arms feebly*
Tactical Dragon by rednut61 September 15, 2011

Purple Headed Yogart Slinging Dragon

It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.
Why don't you explore the purple headed yogart slinging dragon

that's the pussy dragon

When someone acts like a little pussy bitch because they're incapable of mature decision making
Please dont act that way Beelzebub, that's the pussy dragon in you.

bearded dragon 

Damn, he had a big bearded dragon

purple dragon 

A purple dragon is when you fuck a girl, and when your done with her, you wrap the condom around her neck until her face turns purple and at least one of her eyes falls out and then you skull fuck her through her eyesockets.
After Johny are done having sex with a girl he then wrapped the used condum around her neck until her face turned a shade of purple (blue is acceptable), and as soon as one of her eyes popped out, he skull banged her. Hence the purple dragon!
purple dragon by Bradley Zarif October 17, 2006