by Aphi_losopher January 19, 2022

I was getting the best head the other day, but my partner hates swallowing my load, so when I was ready to cum, I pulled out and gave him/her a runny egg
by El Pitoso November 19, 2023

A female that has a build of an egg like shape and has acne all over her face and a huge forehead. Generally this is an insult.
Person 1: Did you hear that the girl with all the ache, the huge forehead, and looks like a oval got in a crash?
Person 2: oh, what happend to the egg?
Person 2: oh, what happend to the egg?
by Football master July 15, 2020

Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.
Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.
by Dirt Egg Man November 7, 2018

by Shivering goose June 8, 2021

eggs: (quiet)
husayn (exists somewhere)
eggs:aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
someone’s mom making breakfast for they’re kids: WHY ARE THE EGGS SCREAMING
husayn (exists somewhere)
eggs:aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
someone’s mom making breakfast for they’re kids: WHY ARE THE EGGS SCREAMING
by fish-legs January 3, 2025

When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.
Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 7, 2021
