Burping the donkey

Testing the airflow/water level of a bong or dab rig
“ Doc was burping the donkey to get ready for a dab.”
by cheddachris2 June 22, 2022
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Donkey Cute

When you or it is so ugly it's cute
The character Doby in Harry Potter is Donkey Cute
Donkey cute faces are faces only a mother can love
by An Jan Ban San January 13, 2011
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donkey flight

an unlawful backdoor way to enter nations like Canada and the United States.
by Hatersxhatexme October 2, 2023
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Donkey wonk

A rude nickname for something that is frustrating you and you don't know what to say.
printer: *no paper*

“it has paper you fucking donkey wonk”
by Donkeywonk November 17, 2023
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Blazing Donkey

Blazing Donkey is considered one of the most deadly sexual acts of the century. A mention of its existence could lead you to spontaneously con-bust. just to even think of this term could result in instant satisfaction or DEATH

Blazing Donkey has been banned in many states in the USA & Tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in Texas)

The only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own Fist.
Wayne : dude i totally gave that girl a "Blazing Donkey" last night

Garth: SHWING !
by Loodo November 22, 2011
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Donkey Biscuit

Donkey Biscuit is a term coined in major US cities to describe a police officer that butters his anus Donkey = "Ass" prior to receiving analingus from another police officer.

Butter is commonly used in cooking to ensure food doesn't stick to the pan and thus in the case of law enforcement, the butter represents "no criminal charges sticking."

Donkey Biscuit has been increasingly used as an insult in modern protests throughout the country.
"That cop looks like a donkey biscuit"

"I'd rather be a cuckhold than a Donkey Biscuit"

"I'd make that officer my bitch if he wasn't a donkey biscuit"
by Taggard Muff September 17, 2020
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