Council Teeth

When somebody has yellow teeth.

John :"Do your teeth work for the council"
Dave:"No"
John:"Well why are they wearing yellow jackets, council teeth"

by QuakerOatsReadyBrek December 18, 2016

Hairing Teeth

When you take LSD and then rub coke on your gums. This numbness caused by the cocaine, mixed with the psychedelic nature of LSD causes your mouth to feel like there is hair on your teeth.

Man 1: "Ah! Help! I'm hairing teeth! Woe is me!"
Woman 1: "I am calling the police."

by cryptid-hunter January 23, 2022

Kraken teeth

Kraken teeth are found on kraken and are very valuable, they are worth about 1/23 a gram of unicorn dust and can be ground up and snorted to have a similar effect to leprechaun earlobes or sold on black market

Danny was flyin on some kraken teeth

by Jawen July 08, 2014

Wisdom teeth

When you become yoda wise

Jack:I'm so smart! I'm yoda wise now!
Harry:what?
Jack:I got my wisdom teeth!
Harry: *scoffs* you weren't acting yoda wise at all, when you got them removed more of a jar jar binks wisdom

by Crypti September 20, 2019

asshole teeth

When you clench your but so hard it's like holding onto the seat with teeth. Mostly used while riding motorcycles or in power sports.

When the guy cut me off I held onto the seat with asshole teeth

by swampy Dolan June 15, 2021

Castle Teeth

When someones teeth resemble castle turrets.

Yo Dirk, you see Shannon's teeth? Heh. Shit is all fucked up, she got those little Castle Teeth, and her booty look like its wearing a diaper.

by hotgoblin October 03, 2013

tiny teeth

When cats open their mouths really wide and their tiny teeth become visible.

i.e. yawning, hissing.

"Oh my goodness, Andy's tiny teeth are showing!"

by JaneJill March 10, 2010