A man you can see on bio, who has some serious cabbage, and who looks like he stapled sideburns to his forehead.
by Class Kimmel #2 January 28, 2016
Get the scott wellsmug. A minuscule former women’s, former liberal arts college, that really just doesn’t know what it wants to be right now. A premier destination for blue haired girls, Wells has handed out so many scholarships to stop the bleeding at admissions that they are perpetually a year away from getting shut down by big momma Pleasant Rowland, the O.G. of Aurora, NY. Wells College doesn’t really offer a college vibe, it’s more like a summer camp, which sounds nice, but they’re called summer camps for a reason, and the winters here are F-R-I-G-I-D (see brick on urban dictionary). Enjoy the striking combination of modern and Victorian architecture that almost makes Wells feel like a place of learning. A truly passionate staff of teachers are hear to help guide you until they get too fed up with the administration and leave for good! Meals here are shit. I was gonna write a joke, but straight up, they cannot cook. 7th worst dining hall in the country, look it up. Beautiful dining hall though, love the swastikas. Look forward to making friends with a colorful cast of weirdos and, jocks tricked into coming here, as you make memories, drink and get high, to stave off the isolation, depression, loneliness, anxiety that consumes this whole place. Oh, and one more thing, it’s haunted.
Person A: So where did you go to school
Person B: Wells, It’s a small school upstate, not many people no about , but actually we’re Cornell’s sister school.
Person A: Oh, Wellsey College, I’ve heard of that one.
Person B: No, Wells College
Person A: ...Wesleyan?
Person B: ...
Person B: Wells, It’s a small school upstate, not many people no about , but actually we’re Cornell’s sister school.
Person A: Oh, Wellsey College, I’ve heard of that one.
Person B: No, Wells College
Person A: ...Wesleyan?
Person B: ...
by Kilroy_ws_here June 17, 2020
Get the Wells Collegemug. well cocomelon is a word used in the same way as muddo or muddasick it is a bahaimain made word u can use this word in many ways
by emochick_ January 7, 2022
Get the well cocomelonmug. by Raw Dog Assassin April 3, 2011
Get the well-lubedmug. (Noun) A well dude is a person who is constantly making excuses for why they can’t, or shouldn’t perform certain actions.
(Exclamation) The prolonged sound made by a person who, when in the presence of a well dude, hears them say “well dude.”
(Exclamation) The prolonged sound made by a person who, when in the presence of a well dude, hears them say “well dude.”
“Do you want to go to this show on Thursday?”
“Well dude, I just can’t because I have to work on Friday and it takes too long to get to the venue and the tickets are too expensive and I have homework anyway.”
“Well dude, I just can’t because I have to work on Friday and it takes too long to get to the venue and the tickets are too expensive and I have homework anyway.”
by Prof. O March 27, 2019
Get the Well dudemug. When you do something idiotic and you want to curse but there are a bunch of ladies or other people so you decide to tone the cursing down.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.
Random Person: My solar eclipse glasses finally arrived - FOUR DAYS AFTER THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.
by random annoying person June 17, 2018
Get the well this sucksmug. Reference to stealing money that is not yours, usually from an establishment such as your workplace-- taking money from the cash register.
by painkiller801 December 15, 2010
Get the dippin into the wellmug.