Vegetables

The hardest thing about eating your vegetables is getting them out of the wheelchair.

Creepy orderly :“Did you know the hardest thing about eating vegetables?”

Weird orderly: “getting them out of the wheelchair”

by Kauboi October 28, 2023

Vegetable

A person who lacks enough brain cells to even carry out basic bodily functions.

I heard Justin became a vegetable after that car crash.

by Firemanjones January 29, 2019

Vegetable stew

A variation of munting:

To make a Vegetable stew; Find someone

paralyzed, One person then goes down on said paraplegic whilst the other jumps on the their stomach - causing the juices (bodily fluids etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the paralyzed person.

Hey man I finally caught that homeless wheelchair dude from behind the liquor store...time for some vegetable stew!!!

by Gamorean27 November 18, 2024