Tractor!

A tractor is a vehicle predominantly used by farmers within Rural areas of the UK. Lintonites (of the hamlet of Linton, Derbyshire), scream TRACTOR when spotting one approaching a field or generally going about it’s business.

Whilst driving around the countryside, a Lintonite will aggressively shout Tractor! to alert the other passengers they are the first to see it.

by Rorybreaker March 12, 2023

tractor

A pseudonym for porn first used by former MP Damian Green in April 2022 as an excuse of viewing an inappropriate website in the House of Commons in Westminster, UK

In a moment of madness I was searching for tractors and stumpled upon a pornography website

by wadds May 1, 2022

California Tractor Pull

When a man sticks his cock in a womans ass, then the woman sprints. Until the man ejaculates in her ass

That hooker gave me a real good "California Tractor Pull" last night

by The bigges big boi January 2, 2019

pink tractor

(Verb) The rural version of a “Train”. Used in both straight or gay contexts.

Female: I had so much fun last night during the Pink Tractor!

Make: I can only imagine, these fellas are only used to either farm animals or cousins.

by DiggerDeep March 1, 2025

Kansas Tractor

The act of receiving sexual pleasure by taking two tennis balls (anything similar to that size and shape), and preceding to smash/roll them together around the testicles of the recipeant. Thus creating a tractor and plow like resemblance.

Juan and Nick felt like spanking one another's testicles so they proceeded to try out the Kansas Tractor.

by Squishy turd September 22, 2016

a tractor covered in gravy

Well its when Adam Kertz takes a massive Asian crap wial on a tractor.

A tractor covered in gravy is a Tactical nuke tractor.

by ShakeDaddy April 17, 2014

Tractor Pull

The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.

Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.

by After Dark February 21, 2021