Chelsea Tractor

SUV driven by a plonker trying to achieve status

chelsea tractor

by pseudochorus December 24, 2022

on the tractor

when someone is riding a farmer

"my asshole hurts, i was on the tractor last night"

by edenismeatbeaten January 5, 2023

Tractor sexual

You get turned on by tractors and think they’re sexy

A song in the car : she thinks my tractor’s sexyyyyy, it really turns her onnnn
Person : She must be tractor sexual

by Xx_Vista08_why November 18, 2022

tractor

A pseudonym for porn first used by former MP Damian Green in April 2022 as an excuse of viewing an inappropriate website in the House of Commons in Westminster, UK

In a moment of madness I was searching for tractors and stumpled upon a pornography website

by wadds May 1, 2022

Connecticut Tractor Pull

The act of two women having anal sex with a double ended dildo ass to ass.

Dude, the strippers at the bachelor party were having a good old fashioned Connecticut Tractor Pull.

by Supertrucker56 October 15, 2022

Mexican tractor pull

The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.

After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.

by Stu Piddskinner February 9, 2021

Tractoring on

When a hard-working person continues to work as usual, despite a significant obstacle or very difficult circumstances.

e.g. Despite her illness and the terrible weather, Sarah kept on tractoring on at work.

by demhorses February 21, 2021