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Tractor!

A tractor is a vehicle predominantly used by farmers within Rural areas of the UK. Lintonites (of the hamlet of Linton, Derbyshire), scream TRACTOR when spotting one approaching a field or generally going about it’s business.
Whilst driving around the countryside, a Lintonite will aggressively shout Tractor! to alert the other passengers they are the first to see it.
by Rorybreaker March 12, 2023
mugGet the Tractor!mug.

Tractored

ever tired of the overused term “triggered” an attempt was made to switch to targeted. during a spoken mishap tractored came out and it’s been our go to ever since.

to be used in place of triggered.
no one: “opinion!”
me: “TRACTORED!!”
by NovaSensei May 31, 2019
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Tractor

Some lowlife"i suck eggs! Lowlife 2: tractor!!
by Lando calrisiaon July 10, 2019
mugGet the Tractormug.

Pats tractor

A man that loves us Tractor and will do anything for. It Hes a loyal man to who he will work him normally has a Hype man call Jon heffers
Definton he's a pats tractor to the club what a guy
by Gamer fun September 12, 2020
mugGet the Pats tractormug.
South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again
"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"
by Bovlin January 10, 2024
mugGet the You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesdaymug.

the tractor pull

During anal sex, the receiver squeezes his or her anal cavity tightly and immediately starts running, thus dragging the giver around.
How dare he do the tractor pull on me!? I have a bad knee and now, I have a broken dick!
by Doozy pozy November 18, 2017
mugGet the the tractor pullmug.

Tractor Pull

The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.
Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.
by After Dark February 21, 2021
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