totes mcgots

A serial killer from Newark, Delaware who died from swallowing a lit firecracker in a stand off with police. His first name is pronounced "Toe-tez"

Totes McGots, 26 of Newark, died of a self-inflicted ruptured belly in a stand off with the po-po

by faprowsdower November 22, 2015

Tote Quote

A quote bad enough to be emblazoned on a Lulu Lemon tote bag.

Life is full of setbacks. Success is determined by how you handle setbacks.

Man, what a "tote quote."

by ShutupSkinface November 3, 2011

f.s. tote

An acronym/abbreviation that means "for sure, totally." The double possitive emphasizes agreement or excitement.

sean: that girl with the mint vodka was rediculous
coulti: f.s. tote... she was wacked.
sean: f.s. tote.

by coulti J December 6, 2007

Tote

see the meaning of Taurean Jansen

this word is a nickname

by Taurean January 28, 2005

scrote tote

When a lady sucks a mans balls, and jerks him off at the same time.

Scrote tote is Marla's drunk fun. Wiener. Wiener

by Isaiah Cooper May 31, 2006

tote head

a little girl or boy with very blonde hair

Look at Joey's platinum locks, he is such a tote head

by joeyyy September 30, 2006

tote awk

abbreviation of "totally awkward", used in situations which calls for a comment about a "totally awkward" moment, but may be used frequently to annoy others and as a code for you and your friends (such as some sort of "cult" saying)

Megan: She wants to meet up to talk about our problems
Leslie: oh, tote awk
Hayley: yea, thats going to be tote awk
Madeline: sooooo tote awk

by Hayley, Leslie, Madelin, Megan June 29, 2008