A toasty cracker is what you call a caucasian individual when they become angry/furious/irritated/agitated.
Guy: Dude, I had sexual intercourse with your significant other.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.
Dude: WHAT THE FUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy: Dude, stop being a toasty cracker.
by Toasty Cracker January 3, 2016

Only the highest form of confirmation there is.
by Cincinasti April 15, 2014

by Lagomorph May 30, 2025

by okalexgaskarth February 25, 2018

"He's Cosmic, he's Toasties, he's the best cereal in the world! He's Cosmic, he's Toasties— uh... something something about a girl!"
"Cosmic Toasties is 69% GAMER! Nice~"
"Cosmic Toasties is 69% GAMER! Nice~"
by Cosmic Toasties May 13, 2022

Toasty means when some on hits a cool uppercut or combo in a fighting game such as Mortal Kombat, Injustice, Super Smash Bros., etc.
by Scout5566 March 11, 2020

That act in which one releases a high temp Flatulence while sitting down thus resulting in a burning sensation on the testicals that they feel toasted
"Oh bro the other day I was sitting in class and I let one rip and it was a fucking hot one and it traveled up to my nuts and gave myself some toasty nuts
by Hugecockring April 3, 2019
