A toilet in a school men's room where there is no stall or door around it, allowing for anyone else who walks in to begin conversation with you while you shit.
I don't like to be visible to others while I shit, but the only toilet in this restroom is a conversation shitter.
by bfoltz43 August 10, 2009
Someone who quietly shits in a urinal in a public restroom (usually school restrooms), and leaves it there and sneaks out, only for the next person to discover.
by motorcycle98 August 16, 2020
A person who spends upwards of 15-20 minutes in the stall, eventually producing a shit, but hogging the stall for a long period of time.
by DPJ626 April 28, 2014
The caring on of a conversation or sharing of personal feelings/ updates from the inside of a bathroom stall through the means of carving or sharpies.
by PB23 November 13, 2009
The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.
Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023
Cunt Shitter
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.
JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.
JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!
by Huthost December 23, 2018
To forego the toilet seat when one takes a dump. To park your ass on cold porcelain when defecating.
by Rim Shitter November 30, 2017