Getting Jiggy With A Rifle

Masturbation
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost

Teddy Hyde : I’m getting jiggy with a rifle

by TorioWasHere May 26, 2023

Rifle Tower

Like an Eiffel Tower, but the recipient is being double teamed by armed men

That barracks rat loves to get the old rifle tower

by Commander in Beefs December 30, 2023

Rifle Nips

Boobs that have a point at the end of them, also referred to as "triangle boobs."

Dude, last night, I saw a girl and she totally had a pair of Rifle Nips.

by Thatguyoverthere. October 10, 2012

Chowder Rifle

The spongy tissue that becomes rock solid when filled with blood that resembles a purple mushroom cap on a stick or Darth Vader's helmet that is capable of spraying hot chowder at speeds up to 28mph.

Bro, you should have seen the damage I did with my Chowder Rifle last night. I'm pretty sure Sharon's eyes are still pink.

by Backdoor Bino June 3, 2019