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Wonder method

It's when there's a shortage of toilet paper and you resort to using a slice of white bread ( or wheat depending on your gluten allergies) ! Often returning it to the loaf for reuse.
Doughboy- man this crazy shortage of toilet paper made me resort to the Wonder method! And then Wonderboymade a sandwich ! what a jackrag!
by Nick worder March 25, 2020
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The smoothie method

Cutting your balls and dick off and putting them in a jar
by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020
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Cock Method

The are many cock Methods for example.

First method
1.). The act of Penisting.

Second method
2.) The act of cock fight with someone by cock meaning penis.

Last method

3.) The act of puting penis in someones ass and spinning like an helicopter.
1.) Me and my friend went to penisting.

2.) Me and senpai had a cock fight .

3.) Me and my try the cock method her ass was torn.

-@spy nudes
by @Spy_nudes August 11, 2020
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Glenn Method

Achieving a desired result by doing literally the bare minimum.
I’ll never forget that time I literally had a girl ON MY BED, and somehow he ended up sleeping with her anyway. He didn’t even DO anything. Fucking Glenn method strikes again.
by pinacuse October 18, 2020
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The Jono Method

The method used by the "Jono" to pick up the ladies. Nobody knows exactly how it is done, but there have been guesses as to what makes it so successful - such as being noisy as fuck and socialising like a boss. All that is known for sure is that when used correctly, the Jono Method works on almost everyone - blokes think he is the shit and girls are in love with him.
There have been rumours that he is now teaching his Method to a select few.
"Bro! Did you see those girls that Jono pulled the last few days?"
"Yeah mate, I tell you it's the Jono Method. It just works..."
by Stage4FuckYeahMotherFucker September 21, 2012
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The Champagne Method

Where you have a hard shit then it pops out (a very smallll hard cork shaped shit) and then it all liquid shit coming out. Like a champagne bottle.
Bro, don't look at that toilet! I took a shit and used the Champagne method. You mean you did in the style of The Champagne Method? Like a Champagne Shit bro.
by Madame DJ January 5, 2013
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The Rob Method

This is used to describe a way to smoke marijuana, when you wanna break out that new peace pipe you got except you really can't shove all the stuff in that undersized hole, and don't wanna try and make it bigger, so there is a solution. The Rob Solution.

Step 1: Roll a joint. Nice and tight.

Step 2: Shove it into the top.

Step 3: Light it up (the top end of the joint)

Step 4: Well, you know how it works.

(too fat of a join may not work, and may have to relight half-way, but it does work)
Dude 1: Dude, I wanted to break out the new peace pipe I got in Arizona last spring break, but I can't seem to work it.

Dude 2: Dude, just use The Rob Method...

...later in the week....

Dude 1: Dude!! It totally worked!
by Robtheoverdog October 22, 2011
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