Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.

I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.

by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016

Invisible Steve

A really cool guy who will never have a finished biography.

"Hey have you finished writing Invisible Steve"
"Who are you?"

by Vamrule101 October 20, 2022

invisible

someone you are jealous of because they are better than you

He was invisible because he surrounded himself with puny humans.

by justaloser06 June 20, 2021

Mitch Sturkenboom X Robert Anderson Huebel For A Nike Penny Hardaway V Invisibility Cloak

Mitch Sturkenboom X Robert Anderson Huebel For A Nike Penny Hardaway V Invisibility Cloak

Mitch Sturkenboom X Robert Anderson Huebel For A Nike Penny Hardaway V Invisibility Cloak

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

floor is invisible

“Floor is invisible” means having a depressive state so worse to the point where your room is a huge mess. The items, the clothes, or any others are piled up to a large amount, covering the floor.

Ariana: Why do you keep coming over to my house? The floor is invisible.
Justin: It’s all okay. I know how badly you’ve went through, Ariana. even if the floor is invisible i will understand.

by valeriewasseen December 21, 2023

Invisible Path

A Buddhist concept denoting the path a person needs to move on to reach Truth.

Urbanites today remain unhappy despite material success so look for the invisible path without even realizing it!

by Deepi Deep Inder April 9, 2009

Invisible

When you cannot see something or someone

Max and Leo
Max: I can't see you Leo where did you go
Leo: I'm invisible you can't see me

by Cherry muffin July 27, 2016