Thumper

The name of a thickly made stripe that would blow your head off, and ensure your tuned head is topped up.

That’s it, someone get a thumper out now before i kick off.

by Cool memes November 16, 2025

Gertrude Wonton Thumper

When a man puts wontons in a woman’s mouth and then she gives the man oral sex

Hey baby, wanna do the Gertrude Wonton Thumper?

by Bobble McWobble December 21, 2025

Thumper

An excellent round of oral sex, predominantly (but not exclusively) referring to sucking a male appendage.

Was with the missus after work and we had a great time. Copped a stellar thumper that night.

by Pukas Grig V April 16, 2024

thumper

A penis of significant length and girth: A penis whose size and weight are substantial enough that, when lifted and then dropped over a tabletop, it produces an audible "thump."

"He was known for having a thumper that would make anyone's jaw drop."

by Kowallace May 26, 2024

Bible thumper

Bible Thumper: one who talks to others regarding the Bible and Jesus trying to have them accept Jesus as their Saviour.

Bible thumper Don came around again today, still trying to get me to accept Jesus Christ as my Saviour.

by Brother Donald June 16, 2022

Thumper

A thumper is a charismatic protestant Christian Zelot who pushing religion on others and only uses the King James version of the bible and is radical that they will speak in quotes from the bible and only listens to approved Christian music . Their beliefs are so extreme that they actually believe anyone who is not a charismatic Christian is a devil

Example 1 :The Thumper is on the street preaching to everyone and is waiting for YHYW to take him away . Example 2 : The thumper won't cross the street till Jesus tells him to. Example 3 : The thumper keeps quoting gibberish and won't have a logical conversion, and all I did was ask how he was doing .

by MrBlackstone July 2, 2022