Silky-Smooth

The hottest forum poster on the WoW Offtopic forums.

I want to have hardcore buttsecks with silky.

by THURSDAY4LIFE June 06, 2004

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naturally smooth

naturally smooth is having little body hair except for head, underarms and pubes.

I'm blond and naturally smooth, so the other cadets like to have cumgasms in my cute, pink boyhole!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

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smooth melons

When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.

I love when I get smooth melons, it makes me feel like I'm a baby again

by qwter978 May 09, 2016

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Smooth Criminal

The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement

Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.

by Redskyn August 18, 2022

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