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right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
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clipboard holder

At first glance, this may not sound like a very important or glamorous position. However, when the clipboard holder has an mba and calls most of the shots in an organization, it's actually the most esteemed position on the executive team.
When the scrapsisters begged Lolo to be their clipboard holder, she screeched and jumped into a joyful herky. She snached up her clipboard, and ran off to write the business plan. We're printing her business cards on recycled cardboard tomorrow!
by elle3000 February 5, 2012
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Spud Holder

A girl who hangs around in a bar or club who is very average looking or below but good for a shag at closing time if nothing better comes along and you are drunk enough.
Yeah....I thought I was in with that fit one....but she blew me out when I got hammered and couldn't speak properly.....well...my old faithful spud holder came back for a good banging.
by Stinky Pinky Pete October 3, 2019
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Napkin holder

A female when she's on her period
I need extra pads because of this heavy flow, I'm like a napkin holder.
by Boni Jo August 23, 2025
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callum holder

A fat dyke looking cunt who has a fit mother, name Angie, and his dad Kevin loves to fuck children of all ages!
He commonly refers to himself as being gay, an example of this would be one of his signature lines, "I am the only gay"
A reference to a British tv program 'Little Britain'
by YourMothersStepdadsDogNamedNur November 17, 2017
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bone number holder

Another word for phone, more specifically for women's numbers. Used similarly to Phlizzy.
by Neudurk December 4, 2023
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