Tequila Tank

A big Mexican who lives in the United States, usually has a construction job and a obsession with Santiago’s and lives, breathes, and bleeds tequila
A tequila tank was found at the Dallas cowboys game, he was jumped later
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Tequila Tank

A big man who lives in Firestone Colorado and he is a underage drinker
Tequila Tank lit it up at Santiago’s
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Facebook Tequila

When you receive multiple friend requests on Facebook of people wanting a “sexual shot” with you.
“I woke up to like 20 Facebook Tequila Shots this morning”.
by SuzieSays December 01, 2020
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tia tequila

Have your lady insert a 100% Agave tequila tampon, squirt lime juice and "salt the rim". Pull string and enjoy!
"We were sick of body shots, so we decided to do Tia Tequilas."
by Doc_Camber January 29, 2017
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tequila asshole

The burning sensation while taking a dump after drinking a lot the night before.
Bro my asshole is on fire! I think I got tequila asshole dog.
by The Bobby Brown July 30, 2022
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tequila steve

Typically observed in a party setting and sustained solely by Lunazul tequila. Has been known to take off at unexpected times. Inexplicable attraction to cows and aversion to white claws or so called "bitch drinks". If your looking into getting your own tequila Steve you may want to get a restraining apparatus such as a straight jacket and keep him away from valued objects and unattended parked cars.
"Dude my car got coffined last night i think there was a tequila steve on the prowl"
by broseph6699 November 20, 2019
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Twisted Tequila Sunrise

Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.
After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.
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