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tequila bitch

it's the same as skinny bitch but made with tequila reposado instead of vodka. It was coined by Simon after spending a summer drinking skinny bitches with tequila shots, then he figured it'd better to drink just tequila bitches with tequila shots.
can I get a tequila bitch?
what's that?
a skinny bitch but with a tequila reposado instead of vodka!
yeah, sure!
by simón the tequila bitch November 20, 2025
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Tequila sunrise

A golden shower from a woman who is pissing blood.
The wife has a bad UTI, so my Saturday golden shower turned into a tequila sunrise.
by Doc_Boc June 6, 2018
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Facebook Tequila

When you receive multiple friend requests on Facebook of people wanting a “sexual shot” with you.
“I woke up to like 20 Facebook Tequila Shots this morning”.
by SuzieSays November 30, 2020
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Tequila

Ultimate bone helping juice

A researcher from Mexico has found that the plant used to make tequila contains substances capable of improving absorption of calcium and magnesium.

Project leader Dr Mercedes Lopez says these effects are down to an interaction between the fructans and bacteria in the intestines which allow sugar molecules to capture nutrients and help transport them to bone cells.

“The consumption of fructans contained in the agave, in collaboration with adequate intestinal micriobiota, promotes the formation of new bone, even with the presence of osteoporosis,“ Lopez explains.
-I'm going to the store, do you want anything ?

-Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bone helping juice.

-What ? Tequila ?
-Bone Helping Juice.
by Patoshervidosadomicilio February 8, 2018
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tequila tits

When a Mexican shoots cum onto your tits, then rims it with salt, and adds a lime. Screaming Ariba the entire time.
Hey Carlos I am going to tequila tits her
by AK_Reaper April 25, 2017
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Tequila

A discord server with a whole bunch of e faggots
Do NOT join tequila on discord
by FuckTequilaDiscord August 4, 2023
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Smug Tequila

a form of Acid Tequila where the LSD is combined with a very inexpensive Tequila.
"Yo my Man, you still got some o' da good Smug Tequila ?" - "No dude, dat shit for plebs"
by Young Jah-Jah Binks December 6, 2016
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