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Sleep Texting

when you send a text to someone while your either sleepy, awoken from sleep, or just plain not paying attention, and it makes absolutly no sense what so ever.
Erik: Hey man, you going to that party this weekend?

Zach: No man, I don't want a chocolate sunday.

Erik: Wtf?

Zach: Oh sorry man. I fell asleep last night. I must have been sleep texting you XD.
Sleep Texting by lolzfest413 March 2, 2010

Texting God 

When trying to send a text in a poor cell reception area, the act of holding your phone at arm's length above your head and looking up at it as if in prayer.
Trying to avoid another message failed, Jane held her phone up as if she were texting God.
Texting God by Moggum December 30, 2009

texting slowly 

He's really slow at texting. He/she is taking a really long time to type a sentence. Annoying.
Ok I will pick you up at 7? Is that fine?
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person is typing...
Person:okay

Texting slowly

Bullshit Texting 

BS Texts are when the person you're texting makes pacifist like responses. BS Texting is usually used when someone feels guilty about something or when they're annoyed by the person texting them
Maddie: Hey what's up?
Sam: nm
Maddie: That's cool. Oh I think I saw you at the movie theater yesterday!
Sam: cool.
Maddie: We need to go on a date soon!
Sam: kay.
Maddie: What's wrong?
Sam: nothing...
(2 hours later)
Sam: I'm having an affair
Maddie: WHAT??!! I should've known that was why you were Bullshit Texting me!

Psycho Texting 

When a person texts another person over and over and over again in a psycho manner, generally occurs when the person doesn't want to talk to the person texting. A form of blowing up someones phone text style.
Man this dude is psycho texting me blowin up my phone when he knows I don't wanna talk to him.
Psycho Texting by Candyland October 15, 2008

lesbian texting 

Texting excessively with a response rate of no longer than 45 seconds
Sherri isn't going to be friends with Joe anymore because he's awful at lesbian texting
lesbian texting by Jchm April 12, 2017