Hairing Teeth

When you take LSD and then rub coke on your gums. This numbness caused by the cocaine, mixed with the psychedelic nature of LSD causes your mouth to feel like there is hair on your teeth.
Man 1: "Ah! Help! I'm hairing teeth! Woe is me!"
Woman 1: "I am calling the police."
by cryptid-hunter January 23, 2022
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Wisdom teeth

Jack:I'm so smart! I'm yoda wise now!
Harry:what?
Jack:I got my wisdom teeth!
Harry: *scoffs* you weren't acting yoda wise at all, when you got them removed more of a jar jar binks wisdom
by Crypti September 20, 2019
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Kraken teeth

Kraken teeth are found on kraken and are very valuable, they are worth about 1/23 a gram of unicorn dust and can be ground up and snorted to have a similar effect to leprechaun earlobes or sold on black market
by Jawen July 08, 2014
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tiny teeth

When cats open their mouths really wide and their tiny teeth become visible.

i.e. yawning, hissing.
"Oh my goodness, Andy's tiny teeth are showing!"
by JaneJill March 10, 2010
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Cotton teeth

Like cotton mouth but worse; while cotton mouth is dry mouth, causing a sticky, dry tongue and palette, cotton teeth causes the lips to become stuck to the teeth and to roll unpleasantly inward while trying to close ones mouth
Baby, hand me that surge I got cotton teeth!
by Whooday F. McNutty March 17, 2019
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Titty Teeth

Where a fully grown man or woman still has their baby teeth which makes their smile look almost cartoonish because they might still be sucking his mothers titties.
Dave: Hey Devin, I gotta ask bro, have you ever thought of going to the dentist to make your teeth closer together?
Devin: I have a condition where my baby teeth still haven't fallen out.

Dave: Oh you mean titty teeth?
Devin: I don't suck on my moms tits anymore you assclown.
by hammertime03131987 July 04, 2015
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Hotdog Teeth

When someone sucks so much dick they’re teeth fall out and causes swelling of the gums making them resemble hot dogs.
Mike not only has Weiner lips, but now also has hotdog teeth.
by PonchoV17 November 06, 2021
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